As Old As I Feel

Yesterday, I was like 21. Today, I am about 85 years old. Yesterday I decided to try a new workout program. Today, I can't walk. I am, like, waddling. This sucks mainly because I am going shopping with friends today. I LOVE to shop. Malls make me blissful. But today, my hips are on the verge of replacement, so it may not be as much fun as I had anticipated. Apparently, I am more out of shape than I realized. I wonder if this kind of pain would qualify me to park in a handicapped space at the mall......