I went to Quiznos for lunch. In front of me in line was a couple, about 60 years old I would guess. First of all they were like conjoined twins or something - constantly connected. The wife was sitting on the husbands lap and then when they got up to move forward in line he like keeps his hand on her constantly. It was obnoxious. Get a room, cut the cord, whatever. Then the wife orders two sandwiches and the husband orders one. The husband asks the wife why she ordered two sandwiches and she says "that one is for the dog!"
Wow.
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1 comment:
Wow, great rant! I went from thinking this couple was sweet, to absurd, to wanting to hit them in a few short sentences.
Viagra isn't all good. Enough said.
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