Bitches Ain't Shit But Hos & Tricks

Ah, Don Imus. Gotta love that man. I'm sure you are all up on this story, so I won't reiterate, just comment.

This morning I turned on my TV, and thought I was watching the Today show, but I was actually watching Imus' show, which was showing his interview with Matt Lauer and Rev. Al Sharpton on the Today show. Just when you thought he couldn't fit his large disgusting foot any further down his own throat, Imus does it again. He starts out apologizing for his comment. Then, he blames it on black men, saying that they invented the term he used, and use it towards black women all the time, so people should take that into consideration. Imus reminds us all what a good guy he is, and that he has a fantastic relatinship with the black community, after all he did go on Sharpton's show to apologize for his comments. Then he calls Sharpton a coward for not coming on the Imus show to debate the issue with him.

First of all, I think Sharpton is a lunatic and a moron just like most people. He is constantly fighting the wrong battles with the vigor of a small overly-fuzzy dog running head first into a sliding glass door. (Even if you thought there was another dog running toward you, wouldn't you swerve to avoid it? I digress...) However, Imus, don't feed the fire. Puh-lease! Sharpton would look like a fool coming on your show after telling everyone you should be fired. And why should he have to? He has nothing to defend to you. And debate what exactly? Whether the women of Rutgers really are nappy-headed hos? Or whether black men made you think they were? I don't think there is a debate here. You made a ridiculous, offensive, dumb ass statement in front of the world. Sit down, shut up and think about what you've done. Also, get a haircut & some plastic surgery. Remember the saying "you have a perfect face for radio?" They were talking about you - unfortunately your radio face has invaded my TV (and now my YouTube).

Second, we have heard that Imus has been suspended for 2 weeks. Apparently he gets to pick his 2 weeks? First he had to come back on his show to insult more people and cause more problems. While commenting on his Today show interview, Imus defended himself, insulted Sharpton again, and insulted Matt Lauer. I think he may have even called for Lauer to be fired (I second that, by the way, but for very different reasons). I mean, seriously he just doesn't know when to shut up. He even tried to differentiate himself from Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, and "that guy from Scrubs" by saying that he is not a racist, he is a good man and a comedian. Alllllllrighty then.

Honestly, this whole thing is doing Imus a favor. All of a sudden he is back in the public eye and a whole new generation of people can be disgusted by what they see. Next step: he goes to Rutgers to apologize to the nappy-headed hos. Maybe he will autograph some of their tatoos. Or maybe they will kick his ass. Either way, it will get Imus more press, make Sharpton more angry, and accomplish absolutely nothing. Altho, Imus has suggested that after his suspension he may try to have one "black person" on the show each week. That way he can blame all of his comments on that guy, and when someone calls him a racist he can hold up a picture of the two of them together and say "Nuh uh, I totally have black friends! See? Look at me and this nappy headed nigga in this picture right here!"

Rock on.