Bring the Funny

I have a lot of very funny friends. But when I really need someone to bring the funny, RD is one of the top 5 people I call on. The following email exchange, about deciding where to go for RD's "birthday lunch" on monday, demonstrates why (RD's emails are in blue).

I have to run to go to a meeting, but look forward to seeing you next week. I dont know about place, I will probably think up one long place and one quick place. Let me know what you hate. Talk to you soon.

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ooooook....if you say so:

People who don't use turn signals
Cops
Reggae music
The Religious Right/Creepy Christians
My father
Group projects
Eric
Grumpy people
Toilet humor
Porn
White cars
Smoking bans in bars
Segways

Should I keep going? Or is that enough for now??? (you didn't specify a word limit or anything....)

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You kook.

Okay, based on your list, my birthday lunch will be at a Jamaican (reggae), Christian, doughnut-serving (Cops), internet cafe (porn), that caters to the disabled (Segways), has one-person tables (Eric), that is driving distance away from the courthouse (so we can see grumpy people, white cars, and people who don't use turn signals), and offers a team trivia competition during lunch (group projects). I also invited your dad to attend.