Wednesday, March 12, 2008

EL-EE-IT!!!!

Spitzer. Sheesh. What the hell were you thinking??? I mean the sex is no big deal, so you got a hooker. Who cares? But the money!!!! Dude. Come on! Did you really think that wouldn't catch up with you at some point? Did you honestly think nobody would notice? And this isn't about you or your family or your reputation. It's about the State of New York, the Democratic Party, the whole freakin' country. For years New Yorkers watched you go after corrupt, right-wing big-wigs with their bails of money. Finally someone was going after the white collar criminals. Finally someone the little guys could call on. Like Batman with a law degree. But now, your career is over. Will you even be able to practice law privately??? I doubt it. And all of your victories are tainted now. People will always think of you as a hypocrite. It will make it so much harder to trust anyone who comes after you. This is just such a mess. I understand you wanted some sex. Maybe your wife is like me, maybe she was totally okay with you going elsewhere to get it, but why did you have to pay for it with tainted money??? Really, why pay for it at all??? Where is Monica Lewinsky when you really need her.....

Oh Spitz, the delusion of you will be greatly missed.

3 comments:

TheRealDookie said...

Good points, except for him being known for going after left-wing bigwigs? More like 1) Republicans; 2) Insurance companies; 3) Pro-life groups; 4) Italians; 5) anyone whom pursuing would make him more famous; and then, maybe, 6) left-wing bigwigs. Personally, I say good riddance. Let's see if Paterson has got somethin for the Empire State.

Anonymous said...

I heard the trading floor at Wall Street cheered and applauded when the news broke.

CJ said...

Oops. I was dyslexic. I meant right-wing. Still, he was my hero until this week. *sigh*