Either Rachael Ray or her stylist, or both, are terrorists. Apparently they missed the latest Fox News memo announcing the connection between scarves and terrorists. Or maybe they DID read the memo and chose the scarf on purpose to communicate their sympathies to Bin Laden! So sneaky!!!
Either way, this new fashion rule is going to be difficult to adjust to, since white people love their scarves. But, I guess truly patriotic white people already knew about this and threw out their scarves on September 12, 2001. So this will really only be difficult for people who live in blue states.
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My underwear has joined Hamas. Maybe I should go commando from now on!
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